A few a few days ago, chairBridal. The father of bridegroomDeliver a speech, high-strung: "Today, yes, yes, it is me, it is I am mixed, the day of the great rejoicing with daughter-in-law, I wish him, he, theyNewly-marriedFast, happy... finally, I wish, wish, wish I and daughter-in-law, early, early, be born early expensive child.
Full-court explodes laugh...
Some mine leads a sonMarry, man father speech is very nervous, end,
Sweating, bridal father hands handkerchief, comfort: "Tell quite well, brush brush sweat! " at this moment, be turn for woman father to deliver a speech, did not think of he is more nervous: "My representing... I wish finally, wish, wish all guest newly-married is happy today! Wish all guest newly-married is happy today!!
Some bridegroom is on wedding to father acceptance; "Ask father to be at ease, henceforth, we get along well certainly, you mix give presents, and, with mom, next year your daughter-in-law gives, be born to you, give birth to an old plump son to you! Give birth to an old plump son to you!!
Father is dumbfounded!
Some gentleman delivers a speech on behalf of guest, priggish: "Begin from today, you are lawful husband and wife, I hope you are together closely, the body is close-fitting, heart linked to heart, work well, dry give an appearance to look! Dry give an appearance to look!!
Guest with a bang laughs, bridegroom bride one face is spellbound!
Some day, I chair wedding, during dashing along, the uncle of appearance of the one farmer in guest, be on ceremony stage hurriedly to seize the Mack in next my hands, I am at a loss, see uncle circle opens 2 eye to say suddenly: "Fast tell me, is the toilet in? Is the toilet in??
I am dumbfounded...
Some male singer is sung in the become enamoured on marriage banquet " mother " , the edge sings an edge to step down ceremony stage and guest communication, before the old mom that he comes to to vicissitudes of life of an one face, the hand that playing her affectionately sings: "No matter you go much further, no matter you are doing what... " cameraman discovers this is become enamoured dot, equestrian admiral camera lens moves come over, at this moment, see old mom only color of one face be ashamed, apology ground says to male singer: "Boy, feel embarrassed really! I with respect to 100 money, follow a ceremony. Follow a ceremony..
Cameraman guffaw, "Attack Tong " sit to the ground...
